N2582 Carlton Hotel Blanchardstown

This is another wildly misnamed hotel, being in Tyrrellstown and not Blanchardstown; and indeed the only place to go for a drink in Tyrrellstown now - the pub in the development itself having shut down some time ago, and had a planning application lodged to convert it to apartments.

But despite this, it's incredibly difficult to actually get in to the hotel from Tyrrellstown. Not due to any issues with letting in outsiders - despite having been told some years ago that they didn't serve non residents, they do; with absolutely no issues doing do - but instead the issue is pedestrian access.

The hotel isn't causing this - they even have a pedestrian walkway out to the road, bypassing their long driveway. The issue is that the road is a dual carriageway with a concrete median and no crossing points. Google Maps even suggests a walking route that involves walking around a roundabout - on the road!

That aside, it is possible to run across and skirt the edge of the median, or get a bus one single stop - definitely the safer option on your way back from pints!

After dealing with the access issues, you get a fairly standard hotel bar - plush enough but not incredibly fancy, but still in the mould of "if you've seen one, you've seen them all". You'll have to decide whether it's worth the risk of death, or a short distance bus fare, to go here for that.